Demonwarp (1988) Review
A Bigfoot hugging dynamite over a woman tied to a table and a headshot of George Kennedy. Why do I do this to myself? Here’s how I imagine the pitching of Demonwarp went. Pitcher- “So we wanna make...
View ArticleNight of The Demons (1988) Review
AVON needs to call her. I am so effin’ set. A cool breeze is crawling through the daily air, I got one of my favorite Halloween themed desktop wallpapers up, and the hoodies and long sleeve...
View ArticleNight of the Demons 2 (1994) Review
More tricks than treats, I'm guessing. Night of the Demons 2 is quite a handful to attempt to review. I never would have expected to find the beginnings of the modern marriage between horror and...
View ArticleThe Convent (2000) Review
Gotta love that turn of the century style horror box art. Mike Mendez is one of my favorite film makers, which is a labor of love considering he has only directed 3 true horror films all by himself,...
View ArticleThe Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) from Rob Zombie
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto In my humble opinion, Rob Zombie has only made one movie which properly showcases his talent as both a director and as a fucked up individual, House of 1,000...
View ArticleTrick ‘R Treat (2009) Review
Meet Sam. The wait is finally over. Trick ‘r Treat, hyped since early ’07 (and to my knowledge, even a bit before that) to the next big thing is seasonally anchored horror cinema, is an anthology...
View ArticleDoghouse (2009) Review
Woman just got deadlier, if that's even possible. Jake West is quickly becoming one of my favorite British” horrody” directors (that’s a word I made up for horror comedies, do you think it will...
View ArticleSleepy Hollow (1999) Review
Majestic. Tim Burton has had a rough decade. He is under fire from both critics and fans alike for failing to hit a major cinematic home run since he gave birth to Big Fish which despite having Burton...
View ArticleSrpski film (2010) aka: A Serbian Film
Srpski film, aka: A Serbian Film (2010) I’ve reviewed some sick and harsh films over the years (eg: Martyrs, Ebola Syndrome, The Human Centipede etc.) but this one takes the biscuit. In fact, it eats...
View ArticleEncarnação do Demônio (aka: Embodiment of Evil) – a Coffin Joe extravaganza!
Encarnação do Demônio (aka: Embodiment of Evil) Things what I learned from this movie: if you are a mad maniac in Brazil, they set you free after 40 years if you are a mad maniac with a crazy agenda,...
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